Description
Meet the Hung Lover: More Than Just a Dildo, It’s an Experience! 🍆🎉
Ladies, gentlemen, and pleasure enthusiasts of all sorts! Have you ever thought, “I wish there was a majestic beast in the world of adult toys?” Well, wonder no more because here comes the Hung Lover 12 Inch Dildo. It’s big, it’s bold, and it’s looking for someone to love (and be loved by)!
The Specifics (Or as We Like to Call, The ‘Oh My!’ Section):
Total Length: A whopping 12.2 inches (310mm)! This bad boy is essentially the skyscraper of dildos. And you thought Big Ben was impressive!
Insertable Length: 9.64 inches (245mm) of pure pleasure-packed real estate.
Diameter: An impressive 2.36 inches (60mm). That’s like cuddling with a very fit and muscular python.
Circumference: A generous 7.4 inches (188mm). Enough said.
Weight: This hefty darling weighs in at 2.05LB (930g), making it the equivalent of holding a small, very sexy, handbag.
Quality You Can Feel:
Made with the finest TPE/PVC materials and guess what? It’s Phthalate-free! Because the only thing you should be worried about is whether or not you have enough free time tonight. And we’re in line with EU regulation REACH, so you can feel safe while feeling… other things.
Why Buy From Us?
♡ Straight outta the UK! 🇬🇧 Because everything sounds more sophisticated with a British accent.
♡ Sturdy Package: It arrives in a strong box. And yes, we know the innuendo there.
♡ Fresh Out the Oven: Supplied brand spanking new.
♡ Discreet: . Your nosy neighbour won’t have a clue!
♡ Promptness: . We’re as eager as you are!
Private Matters Stay Private: This is a private listing, so your recent ‘purchase’ won’t make an appearance on your feedback. Your secrets are safe with us!
A word to the wise: We’re the ONLY authorised UK stockist of this top-notch dildo range. Beware of the wannabes. If it doesn’t come from us, it’s like settling for tap water when you could be sipping champagne!
So, are you ready to meet the Hung Lover? Dive into a world of pleasure and luxury, and don’t forget to say hello from us! 😉🚀🌌
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